See I told you that you were closer to the door than I was

If I hold the laser button down long enough,

I can carve my initials in the floor

The sign says "On this site in1896, nothing happened"

This is the spot where the last person

taking pictures in the road was run over

Queens of the paper tower

I will always be the bigger ruler.

You'll never measure up to me.

It's not going to measure itself

Waddya mean, we look guilty

Is my shirt smoking yet?

Which sample should I use for my Prom dress?

Whoever holds on to their lit fabric the longest gets an "A"

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This picture is funny enough without a caption

Someone always has to hold up the line

Pyro in training?